Joke About Carpet And Women

The woman answers and the salesman says.

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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. There s nothing left but fortunately we are unhurt. A big list of vacuum jokes. A very attractive well dressed woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive persian rugs.

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I couldn t take it any longer and wasn t about to shit in front of this guy and on the. There s an old joke. 89 of them in fact. If only god would give me some clear sign.

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